The Minions are the yellow pill-shaped henchmen of Gru. Supposedly the were designed or of the same strand of DNA, bit in the Minions movie, the are shown evolving from a proto-critter emerging from the primordial oceans to find a boss to follow.
The Minion quotes below are direct quotes from the movies they appear in. No barfy, fake quotes to generate a sweet schmultzy meme. Context and interpretation for these minion quotes are made available where it makes sense. Read on.
Random Minions Quote
Minion Quotes from Bob, Stuart,Kevin, David and more Minions
“Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono!”
“Me! Me! Chosa me!”
“Hey! Le Buddies? No?”
“C’est la me! Kevin!”
“Villain-Con! Orlando! “
“Oh! Hello, papaguena! Tu le bella comme le papaya. “
“No, no, no. Me do it. Me do it. Speta. Che le blumock.”
“Oooooh! Oooooooh! Bapple!”
“Ssssh! Le boss le parla!”
“Bello! La la la…eh?”
“Me le Kevin, la c’est Stuart…(Stuart: Yo!) Et la le Bob. (Bob: Minions!)”