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Pinky and the Brain

Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Here are the most memorable quotes from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain...

Synopsis

This is a cartoon that follows a self-proclaimed genius, The Brain, and his dimwitted sidekick, Pinky, as they try to conquer the world.

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Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?
Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!
Brain: Diets don’t work.
Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’
Brain: No.

— Pinky, The Brain

You aren’t going to get rid of me, are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean! All that stuff in your hair!

— Pinky

Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.

— The Brain

I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.

— The Brain

Pinky: I think I’ll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me.
Brain: You just said “Fetch me a big clown hat!”

— Pinky, The Brain

Unfortunately, it came out more like, “I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.”

— The Brain

Brain: As you know, people in today’s body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.
Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?
Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.

— Pinky, The Brain

I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.

— The Brain

The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say “moo”.

— The Brain

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.

— Pinky, The Brain

I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose!

— Pinky

No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!

— The Brain

Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.

— Snowball

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.

— The Brain

The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.
Pinky:We’re going to Denny’s?

— Pinky, The Brain

Pinky: Egad. You astound me, Brain.
The Brain: That’s a simple task, Pinky.

— Pinky, The Brain

Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

— The Brain

Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.

— Pinky, The Brain

Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.

— The Brain

Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.

— The Brain

Yes, Pinky, that’s it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.

— Pinky, The Brain

And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer… [whacked on the head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin.

— Pinky, The Brain

Pinky:Oooo well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose
Brain: How very descriptive.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career …oooh, it’s all too much for me.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn’t buy them.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking… I mean, what would the children look like?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Are you pondering cheesesticks?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the aspargus feel left out?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?

— Pinky, The Brain

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?

— Pinky, The Brain
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