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Nacho Libre (2006) Quotes

Nacho Libre quotes

Nacho Libre (2006) Quotes

Here are the most memorable quotes from the movie Nacho Libre...

Synopsis

Nacho Libre is a movie that follows Ignacio, a monastery cook, as he follows his dreams of becoming a luchador.

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Nacho Libre Quotes

I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Get that corn outta my face!

— Ignacio/Nacho

I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?

— Ignacio/Nacho

I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It’s fantastic.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Don’t you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!

— Ignacio/Nacho

You are crasssssy!

— Ignacio/Nacho

I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.

— Ignacio/Nacho

I like your cow.

— Ignacio/Nacho

So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty gritty

— Ignacio/Nacho

They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?

— Ignacio/Nacho

Anaconda Squeeze!

— Ignacio/Nacho

This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,…and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy… duty. Maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!

— Ignacio/Nacho

I don’t want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

— Ignacio/Nacho

They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Hey! Take it eeeaasy!

— Ignacio/Nacho

Nipple Twist!

— Ignacio/Nacho

I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he’s a real douche.

— Ignacio/Nacho

You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!

— Ignacio/Nacho

I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, “Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.”

— Ignacio/Nacho

Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!

— Ignacio/Nacho

Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

— Ignacio/Nacho

It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. NACHOOOOOOOOOO!

— Ignacio/Nacho

Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.

— Ignacio/Nacho

You have not been baptized?

— Ignacio/Nacho

Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening….. for some toast.

— Ignacio/Nacho

Do you not realize that I have been having diarrhea since Easters!?

— Señor Ramón

I don’t believe in god, I believe in science

— Steven/Eskeleto

Summon your eagle powers!

— Steven/Eskeleto

I think me and my friend are ready to go pro.

— Steven/Eskeleto

I don’t know why you always have to be judging me, just because I only believe in science.

— Steven/Eskeleto

I hate all the orphans in the whole world!

— Steven/Eskeleto

You gave them permission to hurt me like this.

— Steven/Eskeleto

Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Amen.

— Steven/Eskeleto

GET OFF ME!

— Steven/Eskeleto

How did you get up here so fast?

— Steven/Eskeleto
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