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Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn quotes

Harley Quinn – Movie Character Biography:

  • Full name: Harley Quinn
  • Movie:Suicide Squad (2016)
  • Quotes are variously performed by:
    • The movie character played by actor Margot Robbie.
    • The TV character played by actor Arleen Sorkin
    • The TV animated character voiced by actor Hynden Walch

Harley Quinn’s Back Story

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn (a pun on the word “harlequin”), initially appeared in Batman: The Animated Series. Her debt episode “Joker’s Favor”, where she was the Joker’s humorous female sidekick. She started as a character completely devoted to the Joker, who is oblivious to his psychotic nature and his indifference to her affection. This has been consistent throug her subsequent appearances.

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Harley Quinn Quotes

Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

— Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn to Katana in the 2016 movie Suicide Squad

What a ride!

— Harley Quinn, Walking away from a helicopter crash in Suicide Squad (2016 movie)

“I gotta work on my cardio.”

— Harley Quinn, From the movie Suicide Squad (2016)

” I’m known to be quite vexing… “

— Harley Quinn, From the movie Suicide Squad (2016)

“Just look at what I’m selling! You’ll plotz!”

— Harley Quinn, The Batman Superman Movie: World’s Finest (1997, made for TV)

“I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!”

— Harley Quinn, The Batman Superman Movie: World’s Finest (1997, TV movie)

“We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”

— Harley Quinn, What she says after Rick Flag says: “Seriously, the hell’s wrong with you people?”

“Martha Stewart, eat yer heart out!”

— Harley Quinn

“Jingle bells Bratgirl smells, Birdboy laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and Puddin got away!”

— Harley Quinn

“Aw…do ya hear that? My Puddin’s laughing!”

— Harley Quinn

“Whoah mama! Check out the cute hitch-hiker!”

— Harley Quinn

“Now THIS is funny, Mistah J!”

— Harley Quinn

“Deck the halls with boughs of Harley!”

— Harley Quinn

“Buh-mer! I’m gonna miss all the fun!”

— Harley Quinn

“It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?”

— Harley Quinn

“Here’s to Gotham’s Commissioner G. You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue – But this time, baybee, the joke’s on YOU!”

— Harley Quinn

“Oy! Beauty school’s looking pretty good about now!”

— Harley Quinn

“Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”

— Harley Quinn

“Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered, see?”

— Harley Quinn

“Eww! Fish stinkeroony!”

— Harley Quinn

“Oooh listen to little Miss Can’t Take a Joke!”

— Harley Quinn

“Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!”

— Harley Quinn

“Prepare to be perforated, pally!”

— Harley Quinn

“I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear? Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”

— Harley Quinn

“Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”

— Harley Quinn

“My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.”

— Harley Quinn

“*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”

— Harley Quinn

“They’re Finny and Funny and oh so delish! They’re Joyful and Jolly – Joker Fish!”

— Harley Quinn

“I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thank you, Batman!”

— Harley Quinn

“Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!”

— Harley Quinn

“YES! She shoots, she scores!”

— Harley Quinn

“HAHA – OW!” “It’s amazing whatcha find in people’s glove compartments!”

— Harley Quinn

“Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin’ together to save the city!”

— Harley Quinn

“You really know how to put the fun in funeral, boss”

— Harley Quinn

“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”

— Harley Quinn

“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”

— Harley Quinn

“Whoops. Wrong calibre bullets. My goof”

— Harley Quinn

“Barracuda. Down the trousers. Whoops!”

— Harley Quinn

“You and yer pointy-eared partner think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!”

— Harley Quinn

“Hi Puddin! Miss me?”

— Harley Quinn

“Deal’s off,B-Man! No-one ever said anythin bout hurtin Mistah J!”

— Harley Quinn

“Ya got a hearin problem or somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?”

— Harley Quinn

“Freeze Clown!”

— Harley Quinn

“WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY YAY! Er – I mean, thank you Dr Leland”

— Harley Quinn

“Play nice with yer new chew toy!”

— Harley Quinn

“Call me Harley! Everyone does!”

— Harley Quinn

“I din’t even get ta keep my new dress – and I actually paid for it!”

— Harley Quinn

“I think I made a mess on your cape”

— Harley Quinn

“I think I made a mess on your cape”

— Harley Quinn

“Humph. That would make this “cradle Robin” wouldn’t it?”

— Harley Quinn

“Aw, c’mon Puddin – don’tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? VROOOM VROOM!”

— Harley Quinn

“Naughty naughty! Jump around like that and Doctor won’t give you a lollipop!”

— Harley Quinn

“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”

— Harley Quinn

“Thanks, gotta run. Oh look is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!”

— Harley Quinn

“OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!”

— Harley Quinn

“Home again,home again, jiggity jig!”

— Harley Quinn

“I’m havin a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!”

— Harley Quinn

“Hey remember me, that big charity bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin the gun on ya!”

— Harley Quinn

“Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”

— Harley Quinn

“Face it,Harl, this stinks – yer a certified nutso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states – and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown”

— Harley Quinn

“Wanna try my pie, Puddin?”

— Harley Quinn

“Hey watch those hands, Boy Wonder!”

— Harley Quinn

“Gimme some sugar, baby!”

— Harley Quinn
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