Harley Quinn Quotes

Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

What a ride!

“I gotta work on my cardio.”

” I’m known to be quite vexing… “

“Just look at what I’m selling! You’ll plotz!”

“I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!”

“We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”

“Martha Stewart, eat yer heart out!”

“Jingle bells Bratgirl smells, Birdboy laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and Puddin got away!”

“Aw…do ya hear that? My Puddin’s laughing!”

“Whoah mama! Check out the cute hitch-hiker!”

“Now THIS is funny, Mistah J!”

“Deck the halls with boughs of Harley!”

“Buh-mer! I’m gonna miss all the fun!”

“It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?”

“Here’s to Gotham’s Commissioner G. You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue – But this time, baybee, the joke’s on YOU!”

“Oy! Beauty school’s looking pretty good about now!”

“Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”

“Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered, see?”

“Eww! Fish stinkeroony!”

“Oooh listen to little Miss Can’t Take a Joke!”

“Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!”

“Prepare to be perforated, pally!”

“I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear? Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”

“Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”

“My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.”

“*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”

“They’re Finny and Funny and oh so delish! They’re Joyful and Jolly – Joker Fish!”

“I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thank you, Batman!”

“Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!”

“YES! She shoots, she scores!”

“HAHA – OW!” “It’s amazing whatcha find in people’s glove compartments!”

“Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin’ together to save the city!”

“You really know how to put the fun in funeral, boss”

“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”

“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”

“Whoops. Wrong calibre bullets. My goof”

“Barracuda. Down the trousers. Whoops!”

“You and yer pointy-eared partner think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!”

“Hi Puddin! Miss me?”

“Deal’s off,B-Man! No-one ever said anythin bout hurtin Mistah J!”

“Ya got a hearin problem or somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?”

“Freeze Clown!”

“WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY YAY! Er – I mean, thank you Dr Leland”

“Play nice with yer new chew toy!”

“Call me Harley! Everyone does!”

“I din’t even get ta keep my new dress – and I actually paid for it!”

“I think I made a mess on your cape”

“I think I made a mess on your cape”

“Humph. That would make this “cradle Robin” wouldn’t it?”

“Aw, c’mon Puddin – don’tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? VROOOM VROOM!”

“Naughty naughty! Jump around like that and Doctor won’t give you a lollipop!”

“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”

“Thanks, gotta run. Oh look is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!”

“OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!”

“Home again,home again, jiggity jig!”

“I’m havin a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!”

“Hey remember me, that big charity bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin the gun on ya!”

“Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”

“Face it,Harl, this stinks – yer a certified nutso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states – and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown”

“Wanna try my pie, Puddin?”

“Hey watch those hands, Boy Wonder!”

“Gimme some sugar, baby!”