Harley Quinn – Movie Character Biography:
- Full name: Harley Quinn
- Movie:Suicide Squad (2016)
- Quotes are variously performed by:
- The movie character played by actor Margot Robbie.
- The TV character played by actor Arleen Sorkin
- The TV animated character voiced by actor Hynden Walch
Harley Quinn's Back Story
Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn (a pun on the word "harlequin"), initially appeared in Batman: The Animated Series. Her debt episode "Joker's Favor", where she was the Joker's humorous female sidekick. She started as a character completely devoted to the Joker, who is oblivious to his psychotic nature and his indifference to her affection. This has been consistent throug her subsequent appearances. Here's a nice Harley Quinn quote compilation on video (opens new window)Random Harley Quinn Quote
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Harley Quinn Quotes
Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
What a ride!
“I gotta work on my cardio.”
” I’m known to be quite vexing… “
“Just look at what I’m selling! You’ll plotz!”
“I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!”
“We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”
“Martha Stewart, eat yer heart out!”
“Jingle bells Bratgirl smells, Birdboy laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and Puddin got away!”
“Aw…do ya hear that? My Puddin’s laughing!”
“Whoah mama! Check out the cute hitch-hiker!”
“Now THIS is funny, Mistah J!”
“Deck the halls with boughs of Harley!”
“Buh-mer! I’m gonna miss all the fun!”
“It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?”
“Here’s to Gotham’s Commissioner G. You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue – But this time, baybee, the joke’s on YOU!”
“Oy! Beauty school’s looking pretty good about now!”
“Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!”
“Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered, see?”
“Eww! Fish stinkeroony!”
“Oooh listen to little Miss Can’t Take a Joke!”
“Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!”
“Prepare to be perforated, pally!”
“I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear? Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!”
“Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the bat signal on while you were at it!”
“My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.”
“*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!”
“They’re Finny and Funny and oh so delish! They’re Joyful and Jolly – Joker Fish!”
“I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thank you, Batman!”
“Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!”
“YES! She shoots, she scores!”
“HAHA – OW!” “It’s amazing whatcha find in people’s glove compartments!”
“Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin’ together to save the city!”
“You really know how to put the fun in funeral, boss”
“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”
“Wheee! Look at the pretties!”
“Whoops. Wrong calibre bullets. My goof”
“Barracuda. Down the trousers. Whoops!”
“You and yer pointy-eared partner think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!”
“Hi Puddin! Miss me?”
“Deal’s off,B-Man! No-one ever said anythin bout hurtin Mistah J!”
“Ya got a hearin problem or somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?”
“Freeze Clown!”
“WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY YAY! Er – I mean, thank you Dr Leland”
“Play nice with yer new chew toy!”
“Call me Harley! Everyone does!”
“I din’t even get ta keep my new dress – and I actually paid for it!”
“I think I made a mess on your cape”
“I think I made a mess on your cape”
“Humph. That would make this “cradle Robin” wouldn’t it?”
“Aw, c’mon Puddin – don’tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? VROOOM VROOM!”
“Naughty naughty! Jump around like that and Doctor won’t give you a lollipop!”
“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”
“Thanks, gotta run. Oh look is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!”
“OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!”
“Home again,home again, jiggity jig!”
“I’m havin a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!”
“Hey remember me, that big charity bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin the gun on ya!”
“Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!”
“Face it,Harl, this stinks – yer a certified nutso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states – and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown”
“Wanna try my pie, Puddin?”
“Hey watch those hands, Boy Wonder!”
“Gimme some sugar, baby!”
They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.
You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.
So. We broke up.
Driver: You broke my fucking legs!
Harley Quinn: Oh, Boo Hoo.
Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity
I’m the one they should be scared of. Boo! Not you! Not Mister J! Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn!
I’m the one they should be scared of. Boo! Not you! Not Mister J! Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn!
I was never an establishment kind of gal.
I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start, but it turns out I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.
Get ready, ladies.
Some people have their Eiffel Tower or Olive Garden.
Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.
Number 1: No one is like me.
I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!
Call me a softy, I dare ya.
I lost all sense of who I was, I only had eyes for puddin’.
Here’s the thing about new love, you have to feed it.
I call them dorky little do-gooders.
It’s time for Gotham to meet the Birds of Prey.
If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!
I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess.
THAT is childhood trauma right there.
He’s after all of us. The kid just robbed him. You betrayed him. You killed his BFF. And you’re dumb enough to be building a case against him. So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.
None of us are walking out of here unless we work together.
If you ever watched any cop show ever, you know this is when shit gets real.
Luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.
Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
Arent’ you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!
I told you she had a killer voice.
You made me want to be a less terrible person.
You drink, right kid?
